Love yah ma :)

I owe it all to my dearest mommeh for having such an awesome daughter *perasan*


After a few days without internet in aimst, finally there's some line here. So I stumbled across this and I feel that this needs to be shared!!


Makes me miss the people back home even more now. Sure you can call aimst as being my 2nd home for the next few years to come but the inhabitants are still not family....at least from how I see it.


They say that friends will become families when you are away from your blood family.
Friends may also become family at a certain point and place in your life *cough*


So anyway, to my friends that are still reading this blog, wherever you are and no matter what your timeline is at the moment.....appreciate your family...while they are still here.


Enjoy ;)


1.    My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . 
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.  
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 

3.  My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 
"Because,  I  said so, that's why." 

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .  
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 

6. My  mother taught me FORESIGHT. 
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 

7. My mother taught me IRONY.  
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 

8..  My mother taught me about the  science of OSMOSIS . 
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 

9. My mother taught  me about CONTORTIONISM. 
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck" 

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA 
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 

11.  My mother taught me about  WEATHER. 
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 

12. My mother  taught me about HYPOCRISY. 
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF  LIFE.. 
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out" 

14. My mother  taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION . 
"Stop acting like your father!" 

15. My  mother taught me about ENVY. 
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 

16. My mother  taught me about ANTICIPATION. 
"Just wait until we get home." 

17. My mother taught  me about RECEIVING . 
"You are going to get it when you get home!" 

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 

19. My mother taught me ESP. 
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 

20.  My mother taught me HUMOUR. 
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT . 
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.  
"You're just like your father." 

23. My mother taught me about my  ROOTS. 
"Shut that door behind you.  Do you think you were born in a barn?" 

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.  
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 

And my favorite:  

25  My mother taught me about JUSTICE  . 
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I want a Batman XD

I should be studying for my entrepreneurship finals but here I am....on the weird side of the internet again *dramatic music*

 

I wonder.....how long since you last flushed?

Of course he is ;)

So in other words, you will always be cute in manga no matter what.....AMAZING!

'Creep' will never be the same again XD

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!!

Fear of loneliness is the fear of your own self

I've been introspecting a lot these days. Its a kind of habit I get when I start studying (seriously). Utilization of more brain cells I guess :p

All that time thinking and wondering until the other day, someone just made me realize one thing: most would rather be stuck with people they hate/dislike than be by themselves.

I wonder...what’s wrong with spending a lil bit more time with yourself?

 I like me.....most of the time.

 I never get it why (especially girls) need to always move around in a group (or herds) to anywhere..

 whether it be going for dinner at school/uni cafe, sports, bathroom trips, shopping, scouting for guys???

 Don't ask me why, it’s what I’ve observed over the years. Things like this makes me look like such a social outcast.

 On the other hand, what's wrong with being slightly different than what the general public deems acceptable.

So what if I look different than the rest of my people,

so what if i dont really act like a 'normal' drama-lovin-boy-crazy gal,

so what if i don't conform to your standards.

Go and get someone else if I don’t meet all your criteria...bitch.

 You'd think that i'm all that hard up on you? Wrong again my dear friend.

It sickens me when nosy people like to intrude in a little something called 'territory' and have the nerve to say something that I should know better.

 It’s not to say that I’m that uptight, I do answer stuff in a civilised manner but please know your boundaries and if so, watch what you're stepping on.

I may look all nice and sweet but even I have limits. Cross that thin line and be prepared to face some dead serious nastiness from yours truly.

Really?! Can you be even more inconsiderate?

 Being blunt is one thing, being a jerk is a whole different level. *sigh* the things I do to make other people happy.

Eyes on Me

Been listening to a lot of FF songs lately. I know...its corny at times but I kinda like it now
Call it a new found appreciation to in game music if u like, radio is so overrated anyways
At the time when 'eyes on me' played, I don't really like it.
Blame my tween self, I just skipped through all the lovey-dovey scenes in FF8 anyways XD

But now...I'm like

''sweet melodies of love, where have thy been all this time''

aaah bluelaguna.net, you have fueled my love in my time of need *slaps self*

I don't know what has become of me? It's not like I'm in love (or am I?)

Looking through some of my friend's post, most touch on the topic of luuurve lol
As you probably would have notices by now, i (almost) never blog about my my non-existent love life

Why you may ask? Because its NON-EXISTENT that's why

not the cause of my depression but watching a walk to remember makes me depressed every time...don't ask XD


They think I'm odd but I feel completely normal :D

Overthinking....again XD

Its easy to just judge everything at face value. Taking time to investigate let alone know about something takes too much time in this day and age where a 24 hour day is simply not enough with all the things that is available to them.

I don’t know if you want to agree with me on this (but frankly, I don’t care if you do) but there’s always another side of things. For example...

When judging a person, is it fair to simply speculate on what can be seen? Is everything a ‘what you see is what you get?

Humans never fail to surprise me.

And yet, I  get bored of their antics over time.

I find it curious when a person simply classifies someone as being ‘unfit’ or unworthy as compared to themselves.

But then, how can it be? We may look different on the outside but everyone bleeds the same sticky mess on the inside.

To be so quick in stereotyping a person or a group because of just how they look....it’s just too shallow to my liking.

Personality wise...well that’s a whole different story. If you act like an annoying self-centered bitch then you shall be treated as one. No point in fake pleasantries, at least be honest to yourself for a change. But then, I never believe in such a thing as having a ‘perfect personality’

You can try to appear perfect in looks and how you carry yourself but ultimately, you can’t really change who you are on the inside.

No matter how hard you try to forget or hide that part of you, it never leaves you.  Its forever imprinted in you but it’s ok.

As bad as a person is, there is always some good in them

Call me an optimistic loser but it’s one of my many principles. No one is created equal. Of course there are many differences between us but that is what makes it more interesting. Sometimes when I happen to dislike someone, I always think of this. Or when life does not proceed as I want it to be, I always think that maybe some good may come out of this misfortune.

 We may not realize it now and yeah curse at our awful luck due to some turn of events but we must always try to find the silver lining in the stormy roads of life.

Kinda like meeting new people, making friends, spawning enemies. It just has to be done.

But it doesn’t mean that if someone leaves you, they never made an impression on you..

Maybe it was never meant to be but at that time, but maybe...just maybe, their presence their presence at that times made you a better person now.

I guess some people are like Mary Poppins. Coming without any warning. Leaving when things seemed bright and sunny.

It’s like they’re the people that you need but not all the time.

It may be just for a while but it makes all the difference.

So cherish the people that you meet, in all their shapes, sizes, smell(???) and other things

Have you ever realise what kind of life we would have led if there is no pain or suffering in it?

Imagine all the cool stories we would have missed....or not if you like a quiet but boring peaceful kind of life...

I always get sick during the holidays XD

10 days of holiday = QUARANTINE!!!!

*sigh*

even walking around is a pain grrrrr!! (but that didn't stop me :P)

I didn't get the rage virus but it's close enough :P

Even typing this post is starting to annoy me XDD
oh well, I got entrepreneurship exam on thursday so I'm trying (really?) to study.
Wish me luck that I get better :)

CA1 next week!!!! *runs and hides*

Those sleepless nights...
Staring at those soulless dry pages of notes....
Hands stained blue with ink, palms glowing with highlighter fluid
Even the moon shies away from me
The sound of car engines going of in the distance, going away from this dreaded place which I call 'Home'
How I wish I could follow...but soon

Grrrrrr!!! studying always get that bit of madness out of me
But then, so does everyone XD

My current profile picture sure explains a lot of what I'm feeling right now...

Is it just me that I find myself thinking a lot more about things when I study? 

I question myself....things regarding where I am now, where I would like things to go, my 'friends'.....

Oh well, I'm not going to waste my dear brain cells when they are all activated just on memorizing pathology right?

 Your mind can only take so much of reading pathological conditions without suffering some consequences XDD

*sigh* study week gets kind of lonely sometimes but it's not as if I'm complaining. Just stating a fact that's all
Everyone has their own problems to handle (like STUDYING) and their own group of friends, I don't want to interfere thaat

Everyone should know their own place....after all

and I still don't know why I suddenly revived this dying blog out of the blue
It's not that I have a lot of readers (but if you're one of them, that's nice)
Maybe I just like to rant about my petty problems on the net, maybe it's this sad excuse for rescuing any bit of literacy left in me before it rots away leaving me with broken English at most (THE HORROR!!!)
I never facebook my problems...there's no knowing who might be glad you had them in the first place (evil humans!)

or maybe I'm getting....desperate for attention?
(HAHAHAHAHA SUPER-MORBIDLY-OBESE-FAT-CAT CHANCE!!!!!)

no offence to chubby cats...I LOVE THEM!!! SO WARM!!! SO FLUFFY!!!  *slaps self*
ok, I got myself too excited :P
I can't help myself....I loooove fluffy things (includes animals, fictional animals, humans, things, anime people)

Please kidnap this awesome-fluffy-creature and I will go from

:(

to...

That time of the month again T_T

Haha no I'm not talking bout 'that' time  but its EXAM time XD

Every day that ends is filled with dread and coffee laced dreams ensure that my dreams always have detailed story lines and running around (how I wish my I could get fit this way hahaha). Must be the caffeine magic working in my head.

CA 1, please be gentle with me.....I don't want to fail you in any way :P

C'mon brain!!! work!!! work!!! but it always feel like its full of useless crap anyways....

Sometimes i wish my brain is more computerized and be able to just download information to be accessed later whenever I want. But then, it can just crash and be 'unresponsive' at the time  you needed it most.

Reminds me of my dear printer, may he suffer alone under my dusty bed for wasting so much paper and ink (not to mention time) only to produce 'ngeh' quality of printouts. For now, I'm just going to give up printing my  lecture notes for a while and deal with you later. *sigh* technology hates me

Found these pictures the other day while bumming around on the internet ;)

I can soo totally relate to this hhahahaha

Deepavali holidays coming up after my CA so at least there's something to look forward to. I come to accept the way of life here in aimst. The people, the food, the overall place in general. My usual routine basically is

-Wake up (hits snooze button so many times I myself wonder why even set the time so early)
-Express hygiene routine
-Run to class while eating breakfast XD
-Freeze in lecture
-Lunch while defrosting self
-Lab session
-Go back to room
-Sports (but it has been so long since I go anyway hehehe) or sleepy time ;)
-Aimst dinner (eat at own risk)
-Most probably 'trying' to study (haha laugh all you want)
-SLEEEEP :D

and that's pretty much it. Monotonous isn't it.

But I don;t mind it that way. Sure I have like a non-existent social life in campus, call me anti-social if you want but almost everyone else is absorbed either in themselves, studies or their other half (read: boyfriend/girlfriend).

It's not as if I'm not capable, I am but I think it just takes too much time to be bothered by all the pointless gossips and bitching about that goes around in campus....its just not my kind of thing.

 People always like to talk about other people, especially if it's bad. Everybody makes mistakes, we're all human aren't we. Who are we to judge anyways.

Everybody has their good and bad qualities. No one is perfect but one can always try their best ;)

a little pain never hurt anyone

The easy way would be to just drift through life, carried by the turbulence of its cruel rapids.
Always accepting things that are happening as it is. Never trying to fight back.



I believe, what is life but not a fight to the day we are laid to rest.

Everyday,we will meet challenges, some more difficult to overcome than others but doable all the same.


Friends may forsake you, family may disown or abandon you and even your own body may cease to function at one point.
 That is why (in my honest opinion ^^) that the best person that you can depend on in any situation is yourself. Not your friends (or even best friends) or family....


I realised.....one day, everyone at one point will leave you. No one ever said that its gonna be easy but its always better to face it, chin up even if your heart feels heavy at times. In other words, get your head out of the clouds (at least for a while) and realize this fact earlier on.


Running away from problems won't solve it (well most of it) but sometimes its wiser to admit defeat than waste your time on something which you may not care or if it's just plain stupid.

That is why, i find it curious as to why some people are fully dependent on other people in order for them to thrive. Like some sort of parasite, sucking on the nutrients of the host, draining them of vital life energy. 


Ok, alright i know I sound kind of selfish and egoistic but being a burden to another is another thing totally. 
If its up to me, I won't really ask for help cause I feel like as if i 'owe' someone a favour or something. God knows the type of people these days....always looking to use another for their own ulterior motive...


But then....there are some people that have the so-called 'frenemies'.
For what reason, I don't know and will never know anyway. Its just against my principles.
If for whatever reason it may be that i dislike you, i would just stay away from you....less contact less unnecessary feelings involved 


Oh wait a minute, i know why.......they love DRAMA cause they have nothing else to do :P

sorry?

Lately i have been thinking....how hard is it to forgive a certain someone or anyone in particular. If done superficially, then it may be easy. But what value is left there?


There is no more the trust that was once there. Now what is left is only false security of the dregs of the so-called friendship.


Only god is capable of true forgiveness i guess. No matter what evil deed that you may have done, if you repent with all your heart and soul and pray for forgiveness then He may grant you forgiveness. 


But as mere mortals we should be the better person and forgive whatever evil or wrongdoings the other may have done. 
However, more often than not, that is not the case.


I have seen grudges being held on for decades and the fires still burn as wickedly if not even more. Blood being spilled and hearts broken because of their refusal to accept things that had happened


Ego is one thing but being stubborn for your own good is another different story nonetheless...


The question is......what do you value most? Ego? or "friendship"?

If that is what it takes to go on living.....so be it

Hello and goodbyes

Dear friends,

The time for us to part ways to fulfill our dreams have come. But we may have strayed away from each other unconsciously without us being mildly aware of it. 


Distance does not necessarily make the heart go fonder but more forgetful. Nevertheless, we can always try to reminds ourselves of the things we had shared.


I thank you all for the memories and time we spent together throughout our friendship. Throughout the good times and the bad times. 


I know that i may not be the most easiest person to understand but you all managed to. Until the next time we meet then...

Between the Answer and the Truth

When someone asks you a question, we are often stuck for answers. Depending on the situation, we would give and honest answer which does not necessarily mean the whole truth but may contain a molecule of it.... at the very least. For example:

• "nah, you look ok in that, dont worry"
• "the food was.....fine"
• "don't worry, I'm gonna be fine"
• "....chill"
• "....maybe..."
• "er....i got plans"
• "I think you're cute in your own way"
• "...that was interesting"
• "its so.....you"
• "you're not fat, just more huggable"

But some answers may mutate into becoming something so sinister that the only comeback that you can give is by giving the same one......backhanded compliments. The evil cousin of sarcasm and insults, causes one to be unable to retaliate in the best way (e.g: go all barbaric  and SMASH!!!*growl*) but forces us to retain the inner beast that is raging inside. Instead we're left with only sarcasm as our ammo....or worse..just smile and act all ignorant. No wonder we're all so stressed up nowadays, all that pent up tension of reading between the lines, always being forced to follow 'Da Rules' *sigh*

Ok ok, sometimes bending the truth is fine and all but sometimes....you gotta fake it. Especially when it's someones feelings that's involved. But this applies to only your dearest love ones. The rest well, I'd just try to be nice. Frenemies.....why would i even bother having one in the first place XD I'm sure most of the you have done this before

• said that you left/lost/burned/something-ate your homework
• said that you're busy but actually, you just don't want to hang around a particular someone
• said that you're out with friends....but that ain't the case
• left your wallet and ask for them to treat you when in fact....you're just being cheap
• got presents but hate whatever it is that you got secretly
• at the salon, tried to convince self that haircut was good...go back home cursing the hairstylist
• "I'll be ready in 10 minutes" LIES!!!!
• "I'm on the way"
• "naah, i never watch the kardashians" (secretly watch it when no one's looking)
• and the best of all......i love you too

what i feel like....right now

Yes, its pyramid head. Yes thats how i feel now after my haircut T_T. Less bad ass like him, more like...negishi from DMC (interesting anime btw) XD

But hey....hair grows.

Best years of our lives eh?

A re-post from a dear friend. Seeing that now most of our friends are or starting life as university students...this seems appropriate. 

As you begin your college experience, I thought I’d leave you with the things that, in retrospect, I think are important as you navigate the next four years. I hope that some of them are helpful.

Here goes…

1. Your friends will change a lot over the next four years. Let them.
2. Call someone you love back home a few times a week, even if just for a few minutes.
3. In college more than ever before, songs will attach themselves to memories. Every month or two, make a mix cd, mp3 folder, whatever - just make sure you keep copies of these songs. Ten years out, they’ll be as effective as a journal in taking you back to your favorite moments.
4. Take naps in the middle of the afternoon with reckless abandon.
5. Adjust your schedule around when you are most productive and creative. If you’re nocturnal and do your best work late at night, embrace that. It may be the only time in your life when you can.
6. If you write your best papers the night before they are due, don’t let people tell you that you “should be more organized” or that you “should plan better.” Different things work for different people. Personally, I worked best under pressure - so I always procrastinated… and always kicked ass (which annoyed my friends to no end). ;-) Use the freedom that comes with not having grades first semester to experiment and see what works best for you.
7. At least a few times in your college career, do something fun and irresponsible when you should be studying. The night before my freshman year psych final, my roommate somehow scored front row seats to the Indigo Girls at a venue 2 hours away. I didn’t do so well on the final, but I haven’t thought about psych since 1993. I’ve thought about the experience of going to that show (with the guy who is now my son’s godfather) at least once a month ever since.
8. Become friends with your favorite professors. Recognize that they can learn from you too - in fact, that’s part of the reason they chose to be professors.
9. Carve out an hour every single day to be alone. (Sleeping doesn’t count.)
10. Go on dates. Don’t feel like every date has to turn into a relationship.
11. Don’t date someone your roommate has been in a relationship with.
12. When your friends’ parents visit, include them. You’ll get free food, etc., and you’ll help them to feel like they’re cool, hangin’ with the hip college kids.
13. In the first month of college, send a hand-written letter to someone who made college possible for you and describe your adventures thus far. It will mean a lot to him/her now, and it will mean a lot to you in ten years when he/she shows it to you.
14. Embrace the differences between you and your classmates. Always be asking yourself, “what can I learn from this person?” More of your education will come from this than from any classroom.
15. All-nighters are entirely overrated.
16. For those of you who have come to college in a long-distance relationship with someone from high school: despite what many will tell you, it can work. The key is to not let your relationship interfere with your college experience. If you don’t want to date anyone else, that’s totally fine! What’s not fine, however, is missing out on a lot of defining experiences because you’re on the phone with your boyfriend/girlfriend for three hours every day.
17. Working things out between friends is best done in person, not over email. (IM does not count as “in person.”) Often someone’s facial expressions will tell you more than his/her words.
18. Take risks.
19. Don’t be afraid of (or excited by) the co-ed bathrooms. The thrill is over in about 2 seconds.
20. Wednesday is the middle of the week; therefore on wednesday night the week is more than half over. You should celebrate accordingly. (It makes thursday and friday a lot more fun.)
21. Welcome failure into your lives. It’s how we grow. What matters is not that you failed, but that you recovered.
22. Take some classes that have nothing to do with your major(s), purely for the fun of it.
23. It’s important to think about the future, but it’s more important to be present in the now. You won’t get the most out of college if you think of it as a stepping stone.
24. When you’re living on a college campus with 400 things going on every second of every day, watching TV is pretty much a waste of your time and a waste of your parents’ money. If you’re going to watch, watch with friends so at least you can call it a “valuable social experience.”
25. Don’t be afraid to fall in love. When it happens, don’t take it for granted. Celebrate it, but don’t let it define your college experience.
26. Much of the time you once had for pleasure reading is going to disappear. Keep a list of the books you would have read had you had the time, so that you can start reading them when you graduate.
27. Things that seem like the end of the world really do become funny with a little time and distance. Knowing this, forget the embarassment and skip to the good part.
28. Every once in awhile, there will come an especially powerful moment when you can actually feel that an experience has changed who you are. Embrace these, even if they are painful.
29. No matter what your political or religious beliefs, be open-minded. You’re going to be challenged over the next four years in ways you can’t imagine, across all fronts. You can’t learn if you’re closed off.
30. If you need to get a job, find something that you actually enjoy. Just because it’s work doesn’t mean it has to suck.
31. Don’t always lead. It’s good to follow sometimes.
32. Take a lot of pictures. One of my major regrets in life is that I didn’t take more pictures in college. My excuse was the cost of film and processing. Digital cameras are cheap and you have plenty of hard drive space, so you have no excuse.
33. Your health and safety are more important than anything.
34. Ask for help. Often.
35. Half of you will be in the bottom half of your class at any given moment. Way more than half of you will be in the bottom half of your class at some point in the next four years. Get used to it.
36. In ten years very few of you will look as good as you do right now, so secretly revel in how hot you are before it’s too late.
37. In the long run, where you go to college doesn’t matter as much as what you do with the opportunities you’re given there. The MIT name on your resume won’t mean much if that’s the only thing on your resume. As a student here, you will have access to a variety of unique opportunities that no one else will ever have - don’t waste them.
38. On the flip side, don’t try to do everything. Balance = well-being.
39. Make perspective a priority. If you’re too close to something to have good perspective, rely on your friends to help you.
40. Eat badly sometimes. It’s the last time in your life when you can do this without feeling guilty about it.
41. Make a complete ass of yourself at least once, preferably more. It builds character.
42. Wash your sheets more than once a year. Trust me on this one.
43. If you are in a relationship and none of your friends want to hang out with you and your significant other, pay attention. They usually know better than you do.
44. Don’t be afraid of the weird pizza topping combinations that your new friend from across the country loves. Some of the truly awful ones actually taste pretty good. Expand your horizons.
45. Explore the campus thoroughly. Don’t get caught.
46. Life is too short to stick with a course of study that you’re no longer excited about. Switch, even if it complicates things.
47. Tattoos are permanent. Be very certain.
48. Don’t make fun of prefrosh. That was you like 2 hours ago.
49. Enjoy every second of the next four years. It is impossible to describe how quickly they pass.

This is the only time in your lives when your only real responsibility is to learn. Try to remember how lucky you are every day.

Be yourself. Create. Inspire, and be inspired. Grow. Laugh. Learn. Love.
Welcome to some of the best years of your lives.

Get me this and I'll be one happy girl :D

*faints out of sheer awesomeness*

 Dir En Grey is too hardcore  for dental hygiene

I don't care if people tell me they are all washouts or going all mainstream (?) but ask yourself this.....is going mainstream all that bad? On the other hand, I have never heard any form of pig squealing or guttural sounds from the radio...yet. But hey...at one point they all used to look like this......

*shivers*

I mean like, yeah they're VK but its so messy and wrong and ....what the duck!!! Toshiya's wearing a TUTU!!!!

So anyways, it kind of make you wonder how much 10 years can change your life. I mean, look at DEG, way back then they (er..some) wear dresses, a LOT of makeup, hair and er....do fan service? As far as I'm concerned, that last part never existed :P

Back to the point, so yeah 10 years ago I'm....10 years old and disney, cartoon network and nickelodeon are my favourite channels :D 

Fast forward to now, I kinda STILL like disney movie eventhough a lot has been said about disney putting in sexual innuendos or just plain poisoning the minds of children. Now, being in the dentistry course, things will get hectic especially when the exam season is (ever) lurking in the deep dark shadows of a students mind. No more last minute studying like we always do during our pre-uni lives. In other words.....NO MORE FOOLING AROUND     T_T

p.s: Here's a sneak preview...just in case someone's interested ;)  click me!! click meee!! :)

Things your zodiac sign hates

Thought that i might share this with you all....just for fun ;)




Aries
People that shuffle when they walk
Unreturned phone calls
Cell phones that don't work
Animals in cages
People who twitter on online chats
People who don't get right to the point
People who are lousy dancers
Late trains, planes or airplanes
People who dress too casually
Country music


Taurus
People who brag too much
Mess and disorganization
Clothing that is torn or missing buttons
Bad cooks
Being ignored in public
Public speaking
People who don't wear deodorant
Being the butt of humor or practical jokes
Not being smart or as an intellectual
Fast food


Gemini
People without a sense of humor
Not constantly being the center of attention
Broken clocks and watches
Bad wine
Shoes that you can't dance in
People who talk slowly
People that walk too slow
Pessimistic individuals
Addicted people
Broken technology

Cancer
Too much heat
Itchy wool 
Having to sleep on the couch
People who show up early
People who are bad or sloppy dressers
Being criticized in any way
Violent movies
Ungrateful children
Losing their sunglasses
People who steal the spotlight


Leo
People who dress better than them
People with better cars than them
Being ignored
Being provoked to jealousy
Being too cold
Being too wet
Being forced to go to church
Being trapped inside on a sunny day
Being told to slow down
Being told they can't flirt


Virgo
People who are messy or disorganized
People who do not return calls
People who don't wear watches
People who don't do their taxes
People who don't return memos
Wasting time on Facebook 
People who use bad grammar
People who swear too much
Emotional confrontations or scenes
Stand up comedians

Libra
People who tell them to turn down the music
People who look down at junk food
Litter in parks
People who steal flowers
People who are cruel to animals
People who do not return calls
One night stands
Bad haircuts
People who abuse drugs
Parents who discipline children


Scorpio
People who borrow their pen and never return it
Lovers that don't orgasm
Being made jealous by a lover
Being outshone at any task
Dining without dignity
Being the victim of gossip
Being accused of being unfaithful (even if they are)
People who are too trendy
People who claim to be psychic
Not being able to park in the handicapped space


Sagittarius
Late trains, planes, or automobiles
Not flying first class
Companions who get seasick
People who complain too much
People who are afraid to take risks
Being accused of being bad with money
People who expect them to be on time
Lost luggage
Animal abuse
Reading about human rights violations


Capricorn
People who waste money
People who ask for loans
People who do not pay back loans
People who do not discipline their children
Contractors that do not keep promises
People who leave the cap off the toothpaste
Poetry readings
Being asked to be a chauffeur
Being asked to leave the kids at home
Bad haircuts


Aquarius
People who dress in a boring way
Junk food
Talking about the past
Psychiatrists
Gossip
Those that aren't practical
People who don't pick up after their pets
A lack of loyalty
Being the third wheel to a couple
Getting their hands dirty


Pisces
Places that are too hot
Losing their sunglasses
Polluted water
People who laugh too loud
People who walk away from arguments
Alcoholics
Being denied access to grandchildren
Having to wear prescription glasses
Cars that waste energy
Slow drivers